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50 ways to annoy a McFly Hater (:

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1. Relate everything they say to a McFly quote
2. Tell them they look like one of the McFly boys
3. Quote McFly wherever possible
4. Follow them around singing McFly songs in a high pitched squeaky voice
5. Spam their facebook/twitter feed with McFly tweets/updates
6. Relate McGig memories to anything they say wherever possible.
7. Change the CD in their music player to a McFly CD.
8. Change the background on their computer to a picture of McFly.
9. Get them to agree to something a member of McFly said then tell them who said it.
10. Buy them McFly tickets/merchandise for birthdays and Christmas
11. Send them McFly promo leaflets to their house
12. Subscribe their emails to the McFly official street team
13. Everytime you see them start a conversation with “omg McFly….”
14. Write McFly on their skin in their sleep at sleepovers
15. Hold a McFly themed party but don’t tell them.
16. Hide McFly pictures in places in their house (inside fridge etc)
17. Replace sheets of their revision with McFly posters
18. Play McFly without telling them who it is and make them agree that it’s a good song then tell them who sings it
19. Download McFly songs onto their computer and rename the songs on itunes
20. When they try joining the conversation say “you wouldn’t understand, it’s about McFly”
21. Whenever you go to a town/city with them tell them McFly have played there
22. Whenever you see a venue you’ve seen McFly play at spaz about it in front of them
23. Buy them McFly related clothing. E.g. Hurley clothing
24. Buy them instrument related items with McFly’s logo on (McFly plecs off eBay)
25. Talk about things they wouldn’t understand and mention it a lot (Pones etc)
26. If you have a movie night, make them watch Just My Luck without telling them McFly are in it.
27. Bluetooth Mcfly pictures/songs to their phone without telling them
28. Write McFly on their clothing.
29. Make their siblings/parents to like McFly and constantly play it at home.
30. Write McFly lyrics on their books/revision
31. Shout McFly across them if they’re sat in between you and another fan.
32. Twitter/facebook/tumblr rape them saying they love McFly
33. Constantly quote the trout argument to them.
34. If they say one of their song titles in a sentence sing it to them without stopping. (obviously, lies, going through the motions, smile etc)
35. Change McFly lyrics to relate to a situation you’re in.
36. Get one of McFly’s songs stuck in their heads.
37. Put McFly CD’s in their CD cases.
38. When their sad/upset quote ‘I’ll be ok’ or ‘Smile’ lyrics to them
39. When they appear to ignore you shout ‘ignorance’ at them
40. Push them in the mud and sing “we coulda fallen in mud woaaahhhhhhhoohhhh”
41. Complete their sentances with McFly lyrics.
42. Relate everything they say to things McFly have tweeted about
43. Try and imitate Danny’s accent whenever they’re around.
44. Order them to get you some crisps then shout that they crushed your crisps, they crushed them now.
45. If they buy something one of the McFly boys like tell them about it (e.g cheese twists)
46. Go to their house and play McFly videos on their tv
47. Steal their twitter and make them follow McFly
48. Invite them to McFly groups on facebook constantly.
49. Make them add people McFly know on facebook, like dan.
50. Tell/Force them to buy McFly’s new singles/albums to help get them to #1.